This is an advisement that there will be no 7/1/10 Thursday Blog Posting.
We are taking a little break to enjoy our country's freedom!
In light of having no Thursday Blog to read, may I suggest some alternative activities?
1. Go outside, catch fireflies in an old pickle jar (please, remove pickles, clean jar and poke holes in the lid first)
2. Watch some patriotic movies - like Independence Day, or Yankee Doodle Dandy (or Born on the 4th of July, which is pretty depressing, actually.)
3. Write your own damn blog.
4. Light sparklers, and dance in the dark outside (away from where strangers can see you, you don't want to get committed do you?)
5. Declare your own independence from your a-hole boss or personal hygiene! (Warning: declaration of independence from your a-hole boss may cause job loss, declaring independence from personal hygiene may cause spouse loss)
6. Drink before noon.
7. Eat enough potato salad to choke a horse.
Finally, have a safe and happy Independence Day!
Yours was far more creative than mine. :)
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