Random Thoughts Wednesday

Some random thoughts I've had today:

*I dislike when married couples have mismatched wedding bands. Ex: one gold, with rounded edges, the other a platinum pipe cut.
When I see that on couples in public, I always assume that they are not with their *real* spouses, but thinking they are being slick while they cheat with another married person.
I'm on to you, cheaters!

*Why does my throat feel like I've just had a vocal cord scraping? Is there such a thing as a vocal cord scraping?